Bravo Dennis, well written, graphic, drew the reader in, giggled along with it and made me appreciate that I was there to witness the kinder, gentler you (I promise not to tell a sole!

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As far as race report from a spectators view...awesome venue although the weather gods were athlete friendly they were spectator cruel. The sunshine was beautiful but the wind chilly

, thank goodness for Subway tea (never thought I'd say that in a sentance). It did warm up nicely by the time the bike was mostly completed. It was so much fun sitting with Beth, Jenn, Mark, Rick and Cassandra watching our athletes over and over. Other then "critiqueing" all the athletes which was fun in itself, we were able to time laps and shout "encouraging" words about staying on pace.
I have to say I have never seen so many racing faux paus as participants dodged timing mats, missed huge blow up arches to bike between pylons or run the most spectacular finishes...over the lap timers and not in the finish chut. Funny yet made my eye twitch.
Fun, fun, fun to watch every one of our athletes set a PR!